Kattekvinne

If you walk fast and laugh a lot, no one will notice you're ugly.

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sempiternalink:

I can’t believe drawing a black line across my eyelids makes me feel 10x prettier.

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Never push a loyal person to the point where they no longer care. (via harmonizingly)

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revesdoux:

Voice of Aladdin says goodbye to his Genie

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i am so infuriated im starting to cry

scrotumcoat:

not many people know metallica opened for jesus’ birth

scrotumcoat:

not many people know metallica opened for jesus’ birth

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smocksinabox:

Saw it, went with it.

smocksinabox:

Saw it, went with it.

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redeemer—motherfucker:

Why do horror movies almost always have a shitty sex scene?

Well, how about a horror movie where they have sex on the actual shitter? Dead Snow: http://youtu.be/XlsjAeoIbq0

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